Quotes of Note

It’s kind of hard to make a sociopathic sorcerer seem real when he’s constantly got a hand down his pants.
-Spencer

YOU LEAVE MY CHARACTER OUT OF THIS
-Yang

Why would you say it when the Druid can hear.
-Spencer

Roll for spontaneous sex.
-Alex

I have 16 constitution.
I can take it.
-Scratch, about some orc he was banging

I cast scorching ray cuz I’m into that.
-Scratch, about some orc he was banging

Scratch: The last time I went to a brothel I got thrown into a dungeon.
Alex: There’s always the library
Scratch: I go to the library.

Hey dorf how do you feel about taking another lightning bolt?
-Scratch

Canada’s gonna bludgeon Yang in the face.
-Alex

I use my free action to draw the dildo.
I’d normally use a sword.
It’s been a weird week.
-Daemon

Roll to get turned on.
-Alex

I feel used. LET’S DO IT.
-Scratch, probably

I want to ride the dorf.
-Perdition

I have no problem with something trying to eat the sex demon.
-Daemon

Tell me we’re looting that body at some point.
Also.
Crabs get cook by fire elemental.
Dinner, yes?
-Perdition

Quotes of Note

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